A few months in the past, I put in a brand new Shimano 105 R7000 drivetrain on my Milwaukee:

In so doing, I preserved in amber (although technically the bike’s shade is copper) the final “authentic*” mechanical rim brake street bike drivetrain providing from Shimano.
*[The first thing all novices learn is that you need to have at least 105, if not Ultegra or Dura-Ace, even though it’s completely untrue.]
Fortunately, skilled ladies cyclists not need to endure this identical indignity:

As a substitute, they now have entry to the identical crap their male counterparts are utilizing:

I’m sorry, rim brakes and mechanical groupsets arre not “designed for the pains of an expert racing season?” Actually???

However this is?

Wonderful, I had precisely the identical drawback with the Clem final weekend:

[Photo: Dan Leto]
Simply kidding!

Right here’s Dan, by the way in which:

[Photo: Tanley Tenovo]
He’s sitting as a result of the battery on his e-Silver digital friction shifter died:

[Rivendell e-Silver Shifter: no indexing, all electric]
Oh yeah, you didn’t know I used to be on the market to check the newest Rivendell digital stuff?**
You’ll learn all about it on Escape Collective quickly.
**[I shouldn’t even have to say it, but obviously this is not true…though I do expect something similar from Growtac at any moment. It’s perfect for their growing line of needlessly complicated shifters.]
Come to think about it, I had a motorcycle with digital shifting for a short while…

…and whereas I admit I by no means had any actual issues with it, each time I eliminated the rear wheel the skewer nut would catch the rear derailleur’s energy cable and unplug it, which I’d by no means discover till I began driving once more and tried to shift.
Thankfully, the bicycle trade has since addressed this by removing the totally dependable and wildly handy fast launch skewer and changing it with a big bolt:

Drawback solved.
And sure, wi-fi additionally solves this, similar to it’ll resolve the internally-routed cable drawback when wi-fi brakes lastly hit the market:

Granted, this text is sort of a 12 months now, however the query isn’t if wi-fi brakes are coming, the query is what sort of sneakers will roadies and mountain bike bros select to put on when it lastly does to allow them to most successfully run over their very own moms as they run out to purchase it?
And when you’re nervous about wi-fi brakes, you shouldn’t be, as a result of they’re already in use on vehicles and planes, duh:

Planes??? Wright Brothers apart, what the hell do planes need to do with bikes? You recognize what else is in use on planes? Vacuum bathrooms and passive-aggressive flight attendants.
Clearly we should always use these on our bikes too.
Lastly, I’m reluctant to share this story as a result of it’s so terrible, however a girl was brutally attacked for her e-bike on Randall’s Island:

Curmudgeonly kvetching about rider habits is one factor, however violent theft is the actual ugly facet of the e-bike explosion.